-by Bevianna Bones

Just kidding….more like where in the world has your dear Bevianna been? It’s been a while since I’ve had any geektabulous insights to share with you. I’ve been off on an archaeological adventure; raiding tombs with polygon boobs, fighting monsters in arks, and trying to master the skills of chunky tank style jumping. Or not really, as much as I wish I were, my real life just kind of happened. You know, the one I actually get paid for, and the one that I have to have a real job to compensate for all the nifty things I want. If only it were as easy as it was in videogames.

Link has that shit down to a science. Cut some grass, pull up a rock, break your neighbors’ pot; get some cash.

Or maybe like in the GTA series…beat up a hooker, steal her cash. Oh if only it were that easy legally! Long story short, I had a job change, switching companies after almost a decade; and getting acclimated to a new culture. Also, my partner recently closed on her home; so we’ve been enduring the stress of that whole process, and the stress of actually moving and getting settled in, in general.

It’s all not as easy as they made it seem in Animal Crossing. One thing is for sure though, between the move and the job, I am really tired of that sarcastic grin of Tom Nook.

You will work of your debt…And then still pay me more and more after your debt is paid off!! You will always be indebted to me!! Buahaha!

All in all, it’s been an exciting month, but now that the dust has cleared and the last fanfare has fell; Bevianna is back in business and I look forward to bringing you more of my delightful insights of geekdom. Hell, I might even have time to watch Howard the Duck!

Until next time!
–BB