-by Bevianna Bones Growing up, I had lots of character crushes, who at the time I thought was just me wanting to be like them, and there was none greater than that of Tank Girl. Rebellious, punk, independent, smartass, sarcastic, anarchist, badass, hot girl who played with tanks and guns, and drank beer…what’s not to … Continue reading
Berenstain Bears Meet Big Paw
-by Joshie Jaxon We open on the home of our titular bears. They’re all standing in the kitchen as Mama is scrying for demons. Alright, she’s not. What she’s actually doing is drizzling a honeycomb over a pan, and trying to read the future. She blows some flour in the pan, and we see the … Continue reading
True Survivor-David Hasslehoff
-by Bevianna Bones This may be a modern music video, but it has so much 80s awesomeness that I have to share my feelings on it. There is so much epicness packed into 4 insanely action packed minutes, the result is astounding awe after first watching, and a resounding voice in your head asking again … Continue reading
My Little Pony – The End of Flutter Valley, Part 1
– Joshie Jaxon Alright, before I even get into this piece of childhood nostalgia, as an adult, I want to point out that the ponies premier adventure is ten, that’s right, ten parts long. Thank Cher that they’re only ten minutes apiece. I don’t know if I could take 200 minutes of inaugural pony action. … Continue reading
Quiz and Dragons
–by Bevianna Bones Ok, so I got distracted from writing this the last time I was going to post it, but now it’s here for real real. Quiz and Dragons. An arcade game from Capcom circa 1992. Bevianna, you say, with snark, that the 90s were not the 80s to which I reply to you, … Continue reading
Character Crush – Peter Parker
-by Joshie Jaxon Picture it; Sicily 1962. A lone comic book writer creates a comic character so awesome that he’s still around over 50 years later. Readers, that lone comic book writer was me, and that character, was Peter Parker, Spider-Man. Sorry. I’ll try not to have Golden Girls on as background noise when I … Continue reading